You Know You’re Addicted to Gladiatus When...”
You get a serious injury and tell the doctor to quickly bring you an apple, or a cheese sandwich, or a whole turkey...
You stop sleeping and instead get a job working in a stable every night for 8 hours...
You get kicked out of every bar you go into because, after a few rounds, you start asking the bartender if he has anybody he’d like you to kill, or needs a long finger of a bandit, or wants a piece of your clothing...
Every time you ride the bus, you go up front and ask the bus driver if he’ll shorten the trip for a few rubies...
You hoard hundreds of pieces of stolen jewelry in your backpack...
Your friends start asking you why you always have yellow, purple, or green powder on each different article of clothing...
You carry a few rubies in your pocket, just in case...
You have a bumper sticker that reads, “I ♥ Talith”...
You construct a full-body suit out of beer cans and duct tape, spray paint it gold, and walk around town like you’re hot stuff...
You waste hours attending every local auction, just waiting for something nice to come along...
You ask every old man you find if he could please bring you to Africa...
You’ve actually wondered why the Master of the Arena has never gotten those gaping wounds healed up after all the years you’ve been playing...
You knock your neighbor out with a bat and steal 10% of the money in his wallet multiple times per day, but NEVER more than 5 times a day...
You gather up 4 friends, bust into your basement, and start beating on rats, spiders, and anything else that moves, incessantly mumbling “I attack rat....blocked.....Rat attacks me....I receive 1,264 damage + rabies....I attack rat....missed....”
You’re great with the ladies cuz you have 247 charisma ;)...
You proudly have a Gladiatus icon on the desktop of both your home computer and work computer...
You schedule your days on Server Time even though you have NO CLUE what time zone it’s for...
You are dumbfounded when all of your Google searches with keywords liths, ich, opie, aden, heaven, and advantage come up empty...
You walk into the gym, hand the personal trainer 500k in fake money, walk out, and swear to God you’re more charismatic than you were 5 minutes ago...
You ask a friend to hit you in the face because it will ward off robbers for another hour...##GTI=http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/425262_10150511377162677_589627676_8999156_1572009032_n.jpg##
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